10 Hours of Walking in NYC As A Man, Funny or Die News

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10 Hours of Walking In NYC As A Man

THIS WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL LADY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-iFl4qhBsE

A film

By my wonderful friend Sarah Lillian Pachter! So much fun to work with her.

Frank's Last Day

When I'm sitting in the park

on my lunch break, savoring the brief half hour reprieve I am allowed, I do not want to talk to you, random middle-aged man. Calling me "cutie" will get you nowhere. Even if I had all the time in the world, not just my precious thirty minutes, I wouldn't care to discuss with you what book I am currently reading. It's no business of yours what I'm reading. It's no business of yours that I'm wearing shorts and sitting in the sun. When I tell you I don't want to talk to you, you have no right to call me uptight. I do not owe you my time or attention simply because you are a man and you called me cute. I don't care what you think of me. But your entitled attitude, which allows you to view me as uptight because I exercise my power of choice as a human being and refuse to smile at you, is disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised if no one's ever called you cute.

Tonight I saw

Phox perform at The Knitting Factory in Brooklyn. They were so wonderful and pretty much slayed me. Listen to their glorious lil record

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_iBMo50iWQ&list=PLb6vGG30WV_GtnJkP8DLrOyuJUVTb-hhu

IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?!?

trying to find the answers
to life's persistent
questions

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private eye

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